fitzmosquito

08:03 pm

thease are some storys i came up with during math

Part 1:
John and i sat down at the tabe near the back porch of our house for the next year. suddenly the sun exploded drying the oceans and instantly destroying the the world as we know it. then max the huge T-Rex who had saved john from past perdiciments jumped out of his sewer hole in north africa.


Part 2:
later that day john and i wanted to take our minds off things so we rented a pirate ship for a 3 hour tour. Their fun was cut short when the weather started getting rough and the tiny ship was tossed, if it wasnt for the currigious crew the mino would be lost.when the sea calmed down we saw a small boy floating on a plank of wood, so we brought him on bord and noticed he was wearing a gold madalian made from aztec gold. we woke the boy up, and used his gold as an entry fee for the up-comming pod race. he raced very well to subulba's surprise and won. we then got all the winnings and we were able to fix our ship and return to corrisaunt with the princess in hand. all was well


Part 3:
"CROTCH THE POT!" said john


Part 4:
When i woke up from my dream of chairs and matchbooks, i was in science class and ben was swinging his calaculator around on his pencil. "10.5!!" screamed Mr. Morse with astonishment as he rolled on the ground trying to stop the bleeding from his bullet wound. chris then stood up with a blank stair on his face and calmly said "word" while forcing a fat chick to suck his dick. max the T-Rex walked in and chris jumped on his back using the jet pack that Dr. Dragonas had convenitly given him. and they rode away into the sunset screaming